Black Bear Diner

I have been hired at Black Bear Diner and am looking forward to it. Its a family style restaurant that emphasizes bear puns in order to sell its food. "You'd have to be hungry as a bear to eat this omelette." "A beary delicious addition to ravish that bear appetite." "I'm a muthafuckin bear. Eat this!" Now, I hope it won't be a problem.

I have a few friends that I'll be working with so we should be able to support each other as we work. I hope that we can bear it.

I saw a cute girl that walked in to apply. She was beary hot.

They sell bear claws at BBD.

The majority of people that mention this restaurant shorten it to Black Diner, which only I seem to notice as inappropriate. Bearly anyone else can see it.

*sigh*